He is starting to play more and more games with us from out of the blue. He will play peak-a-boo with his hands or blankets. He will even play it around people’s shoulders when they are holding him. Rylan is also playing other games that do not make us very happy as parents like dropping his sippy cup on the floor and then laughing about it! That laugh just melts a dad’s heart, though. How could I get mad at that?

Today the peak-a-boo game came out when I was driving home from Sam’s Club with Rylan. We were at a stoplight and when I look back, he put his hands right above his face and then put them right down. Then there came a huge smile on his face. Too bad that light turned green. I could have had played peek-a-boo for hours with him.

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Plumber's Crack Butt

Most guys show their butt crack whether they’re working on their cars or actually plumbing.  This is not on purpose and we usually do not think the plumber’s crack is showing.  I admit mine shows a lot especially with the jeans my wife makes me buy.  I might be picking up a toy or I may be doing some housework causing my butt crack to show.  It is the worst when my wife is walking by and she sticks her finger right on top of the crack.

I am the first to point out plumber’s crack.  I see plumber’s crack when I am at the grocery store and someone bends over to get the food off the bottom shelf.   I also see plumber’s crack when I am driving.  The immature dad in me does point it out.  I can’t help but laugh.

Before we had Rylan, I never saw my wife have plumber’s crack.  When she was pregnant, I started seeing butt crack.  I was the first to point it out.  I think that goes hand in hand with the new gas attack that pregnant women get.  It must let the excess gas out?  That plumber crack sometimes still shows sometimes when she bends over.

Funny Baby Picture - Baby Showing his Butt Crack

Now comes the baby plumbers crack.  We were getting the little boy ready for swimming.  He had his swim diaper on and his swim gear.  All of a sudden he started reaching for a toy.  And then, instead of hysteria of pointing out, “I see plumber’s crack,” it comes out from Rylan’s mom as, “Ohhh cute, his butt crack is showing!”

Only if I could get, “Ohhh cute, he has plumber’s crack,” from my wife instead of the finger on top of the crack.

Oh, the pride and joy of being a husband and a new dad.

Read Dad Blog Version:  Plumber cracks are hilarious.  My son had his first plumber’s crack today.  I had a good laugh.

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Rylan Doing Something Other Than Peeing On Dad

It was bath night for Rylan, as it is every couple of days.  Melissa usually gives baths to Rylan and she enjoys giving him baths.  Tonight she wanted me to help for “moral support.”  I know there was something else behind this.  This “moral support” I gave her came at a price.  The price was getting peed on. I have been peed on before but tonight was different.

Here is the story.  I was handling customer service issues on the laptop.  She asked me to come and help with Rylan’s bath.  Melissa wanted some moral support even though she did not need me.  I was happy to help.   I put Rylan on his changing table and got him almost in the buck.  All he had on was his diaper.  I checked under his little bum to see if he pooped.  I thought I dodged the bullet.  Rylan had another bullet ready for me.  I picked him up as Melissa just finished filling up the tub.  I “daddy zoomed” him the bathroom excitingly saying, “bath time!” to him.  I held him up facing at me with my hands holding him between his armpits as Melissa took off his diaper.  As soon as the diaper came off, the pee stream came at me like the Bob peeing out the fire in Strange Brew.  Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! I screamed like a little girl.  I had a wet spot on me like I peed my pants.  Unfortunately I was not smart enough to take a picture of this.   And hopefully, I am smart enough not to let it happen again.

Should I be mad at Melissa for her having the nerve to tell her million friends on Facebook?  I guess I was due for the fart comment in New Dad Enjoyment – The Blow Fart, from a couple of dad blogs ago.

New Dads, please take this as a suggestion.  Never, ever take off the diaper with your baby facing at you, especially if you have a boy.  It could make you scream like a girl.  My excuse for facing Rylan at me is it was better than facing him at Melissa.  It took one for the team.  Lessons to learn from being a new parent.

Real Dad Blog version:  I got peed on again.  Thanks Rylan for peeing on dad!  This time at bath time.  I hope I learned my lesson, as I should have the other times.