Your Dada Dresses You Funny
Tonight I did it again!
You have heard the phrase; “Your mamma dresses you funny.” I think most cases though it should be this phrase; “Your dada dresses you funny.
This has happened to every dad. You put on your kids clothes. It takes 4 times longer than what your wife could do. When you bring your child to see their mother in your pride stride that you just dressed your child you get the weird look and snide comment, “Those pants do not go with that shirt!” Then they go change them.
Most nights I get my son Rylan ready for bed. Almost every night I dress him with his PJ’s on correct. His pants on and his shirt buttoned correctly. They are not backwards or anything. Sometimes, I do put his diaper on the wrong way so I have to lift his little bum up so the grips are the right way. I always have to remember, Big Bird goes in front. Tonight I missed the top bottom on his shirts. Who points it out? The suffering misses, Melissa, of course. I, obviously, did not see it. There are reason for this dressing your kids funny.
Dads, or, maybe better yet, most guys sometimes have this problem of dressing funny. You know wearing navy blue pants with a black shirt. Or white socks with dress slacks. I think almost every dad has done one of those. If it weren’t for my wife, I still would be wearing white socks with dress slacks or pleated pants that are too big. She has made me socially conscience of the way I dress. The majority of guys are not metro sexual. (I think Melissa sometimes tries to make me that way).
I think this idea of your dada dressing you funny starts as young boys. Think about the time you were 5. We were always so excited to play cops and robbers then build houses from blocks and to top it off go destroy our GI Joes with a sling shot that we didn’t care what clothes we put on. We would be happy to go out in our underwear. Our mother’s lost hope of dressing us with all of our energy. They let us wear our navy blue shorts, black shirt and cowboy hat with cowboy boots when we went out the door. We sure were not their little girls.
The reason your mamma does not dress you funny is because as girls that is what they did, they played dress up! 5-year-old girls wear their sparkling princes shoes with the matching pink dress, which also match the gloves. Girls color coordinate! Guys are not the best at that.
Dad Dressing His Son Funny
If women would see another woman wear navy blue with black or white socks with black shoes, it would gossip central. If a guy would see that… Well, most guys wouldn’t see that.
Guys are different. They dress for comfort and really do not care if they goof up on getting dress. I missed a button tonight. Not the worse thing in the world. At least I did not let Rylan wear black and navy blue to a wedding, like I did once. As a dad, I will dress my kid funny. Not on purpose, but, because I don’t know better. Your dada will dress you funny.
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