Most men find it funny to make farting noises. It starts as a baby when you laugh at your farts, then as a kid here you can see who can fart the loudest either from the fanny or the ultimate armpit fart. Then, as an adult, you still laugh at the farts. Moms, ladies, girls, you know you laugh too, usually at your own. You may not laugh at other’s bad gas.
As a new dad, you find out about the farts. I never knew my little son could fart as loud as me. He farts so loud that he vibrates the floor. He farts so long he makes a million bubbles in the bath. I also never knew when my wife was pregnant that she could fart like a champ. Pregnancy changes a lot of things! She went from an angel to the queen ripper.
Now there is the blow fart. The blow fart is when you blow on the other persons skin and it makes a farting noise. Usually when it happens on the belly, the other person laughs in terror. They go “Please stop, please stop.” If you do it to a little one they may push your face away. Well, my son Rylan is a little different. He doesn’t move when I do it on his cheek. He comes back for more and more and more. He sometimes laughs and sometimes just sits there like in the video. As parents, sometimes we can laugh at the little one’s thunder.
No wonder we like to fart, it is fun, and relieving and just plain feels good. The worst things are holding it in and the smells. Think of a time when you are at church or at a movie when someone lets a stinky fart, oh the dread!
New dads and moms, parents, get use to the farts that are loud, earth shaking and surprisingly not stinky. Poops are a different story. Most of all enjoy the blow farts. You will be dealing with those and the real farts for the rest of your lives.
Dad Blog – New Dad: version: baby farts are hilarious. I never knew baby’s could rip it. The blow fart is a lot of fun. It teaches the kid to enjoy the fart.
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